Two Questions

“You’re a high-priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?”
“Absolutely! What’s the second question?”

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May 7, 2005 | Filed Under Lawyer Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

And A Lawyer Made Man

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.

The surgeon says: “Surgery IS the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve and you can’t go back further than that.”
The architect says: “Hold on! In fact, God was […]

May 6, 2005 | Filed Under Lawyer Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Gas Attack

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains […]

May 5, 2005 | Filed Under Animal, Dating | Share your thoughts... 

Rabbit Test

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout […]

May 4, 2005 | Filed Under Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

Money In The Coffin

An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can […]

May 3, 2005 | Filed Under Uncategorized | Share your thoughts... 

Warm, Soft, & Gooey

A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to the checkout counter.
The cashier asks the man, “Sir, do you own a dog?”
The man replies, “Yes I do.”
The cashier then asks, “Do you have the dog with you?”
The man replies, “No, I left it at home.”
The cashier then […]

May 1, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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