Golf Injury

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to […]

April 26, 2005 | Filed Under Golf | Share your thoughts... 

Good Example

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the […]

April 25, 2005 | Filed Under Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

The Irish Love Their Beer

A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman […]

April 20, 2005 | Filed Under Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

Gorilla Problem

A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to handle.  Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat.  To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas available.  While reflecting on their problem, the zoo […]

April 15, 2005 | Filed Under Animal | Share your thoughts... 

Halloween Costumes

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom and laid out on the bed is a Superman costume. […]

April 10, 2005 | Filed Under Holiday, Marriage | Share your thoughts... 

Irish Wife

At the World Women’s Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: “At last year’s conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the […]

April 5, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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