Language Problem
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come […]
Just like a baby
Man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious. Man proposed and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted him to know that her chest was just like a babys. He said that he loved her and that her measurements didn’t […]
The Rectum
One day Johnny walked into the classroom, and the teacher said, ‘Johnny, do you have your report done?’ He replied, ‘no ma’am.’ She said, ‘if you don’t have it done by tomorrow then I’m going to make a call to your parents.’
As Johnny is walking home from school he looks to his left and sees […]
Definitely
A nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”
First a little girl says, “The sky is definitely blue.”
The teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can sometimes be gray, or black.”
A second little boy says,”Trees are definitely green.”
“Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown.”
Then little […]
The Lesson
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny’s propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, […]
Johnny’s Thinking
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. “Now class, I’m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I’m talking about. Okay, first: it’s round, plumb and red.” Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him […]
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