Johnny’s Morals

In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, “Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them.” She explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers.  Little Suzie raises her hand.

Suzie: ” I live on a farm and we have a chicken that […]

February 25, 2005 | Filed Under Johnny | Share your thoughts... 

Leftover Gifts

Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.  He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. “It’s a […]

February 20, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Religious | Share your thoughts... 

Legless Frog

Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caught a large bull frog in a local pond. Sidney started his experiment with the amphibian, and told Sophie her job was to write down the results of […]

February 15, 2005 | Filed Under Animal | Share your thoughts... 

New Jersey Body Map

One evening, a young man was surprised to find that his bar pickup line had worked and that he was headed to his new companion’s apartment. During the drive she explained to him that she was going to show him all about New Jersey using her body.
Interesting, he thought.
First, she took his hand and placed […]

February 10, 2005 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

New Career

A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous […]

February 5, 2005 | Filed Under Doctor | Share your thoughts... 

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