Moth Exterminator

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company.  One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

“Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”  She bundled him in the closet stark naked.  The husband, however, became suspicious and after a […]

January 31, 2005 | Filed Under Animal, Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Memory Test

Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “274,” is his reply. The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and says to the second man, “It’s your turn.  What is three times three?” “Tuesday,” replies the […]

January 25, 2005 | Filed Under Doctor | Share your thoughts... 

A Serious Medical Condition

Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York’s finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.
“Oh God,” said the Queen, “that’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?”

The doctor leading the tour explains, “I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this […]

January 20, 2005 | Filed Under Being American | Share your thoughts... 

Making Cakes

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says “Mummy, what are they doing?”. The mother hesitates then quickly replies “Ummm they are making cakes”. The next day they are at a zoo and the little […]

January 15, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts... 

Lesson For An Autopsy Class

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
“You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.”
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the […]

January 10, 2005 | Filed Under Doctor | Share your thoughts... 

Three Leroys

Three ladies, with boyfriends all named “Leroy” were at a bar when one of the ladies said, “I’m tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy,  and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy. Why don’t we all name our Leroys  after a soda pop?  The other two ladies agree, and the first […]

January 5, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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