Santa In Texas

Santa Claus needed a vacation.  He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly.  As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, “Look! The big red one!  Isn’t he someone famous?” Santa thought, “Gee, I’ll never get any rest if […]

December 15, 2004 | Filed Under Being American, Holiday | Share your thoughts... 

Saying Grace

A 4-year-old boy was asked to give the meal blessing before Christmas dinner.  The family members bowed their heads in expectation.  He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one.  Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles.  Then he […]

December 14, 2004 | Filed Under Holiday, Religious | Share your thoughts... 

Russian Rain

There was once a great czar in Russia named Rudolph the Red. He stood looking out the windows of is palace one day while his wife, the Czarina Katerina, sat nearby knitting.  He turned to her and said, “Look my dear, it has begun to rain!”  Without even  looking up from her knitting she replied, […]

December 13, 2004 | Filed Under Holiday | Share your thoughts... 

Rudolph’s Medical Bill

Santa Claus brings poor Rudolph to the vet.  He says to the vet, “Doctor, please do something for my Rudolph.  His nose won’t light up.”  The vet walks out of the room and returns with a pet carrier.  He places the pet carrier next to the reindeer, opens it and out steps a cat.  The […]

December 12, 2004 | Filed Under Holiday, Animal | Share your thoughts... 

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